
The funniest sci-fi romp featuring drunk space ninjas and anthropomorphic musk oxen that you'll read all year!
TRAMPLING DEATH ROBOTS
A WONDERFUL MUSICAL AGGREVATION
Full Names:
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Lead Singer - Sprinkles Model #QNGH64A
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Lead Guitar - Dynamo Jones, Jr. Model #1006A
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Bass - Doug Model #3
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Percussion - Beep Beep (unknown model #)
Planet of Origin: Unknown
Occupation: Explosion Rock Band
Awards/Accomplishments: Best New Artist - Explosion Rock, Galactic Musical Council; Album of the Year - "I Hate Fleshlings", Galactic Musical Council; Album of the Year - "Gears and Squashed Pandas: The Christmas Album", Galactic Musical Council; Greatest Musical Aggrevation Award, The Jungafallowian Noisies
Weapon of Choice: Wide Array of Explosive Devices
They Said It: "I hate your zeroes, I hate your ones; I hate that your circuits smell gamey; I hope our relations are finally done; 'cuz I want to smash you, my binary baby!" - Lyrics from "I Want to Smash You, My Binary Baby!"
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