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The funniest sci-fi romp featuring drunk space ninjas and anthropomorphic musk oxen that you'll read all year!
EXPLOSION ROCK GOD AND POET OF THE MODERN SENTIENT ROBOT
Full Name: Sprinkles Model #QNGH64A
Planet of Origin: Unknown
Occupation: Lead singer of the Trampling Death Robots
Awards/Accomplishments: Best New Artist - Explosion Rock, Galactic Musical Council; Album of the Year - "I Hate Fleshlings", Galactic Musical Council; Album of the Year - "Gears and Squashed Pandas: The Christmas Album", Galactic Musical Council; Greatest Musical Aggrevation Award, The Jungafallowian Noisies; "The Universe's Sexiest Robot", Bionix Magazine
Weapon of Choice: Giant Hammer-Hand, Wide Array of Explosive Devices
They Said It: "Damn skippy.”
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