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The funniest sci-fi romp featuring drunk space ninjas and anthropomorphic musk oxen that you'll read all year!
ORBO-TERG
TRUSTED GLYPTODIAN BARKEEP AT THE QUEEN'S REFUGE
Full Name: Orbo-Terg
Planet of Origin: Jungafallow III
Occupation: Rent-a-Bouncer and Part-Time DJ
Weapon of Choice: Steak Knife
They Said It: "Where should I stab him, Flakka-Grog? I can’t remember where the gooey bits are on humans.”
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