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The funniest sci-fi romp featuring drunk space ninjas and anthropomorphic musk oxen that you'll read all year!
GENERAL TSARANO GAR
TIMELESS RELIC OF PAIN AND SUFFERING
Full Name: Tsarano Gar
Planet of Origin: Neprius
Occupation: General, The Army of the Orb
Weapon of Choice: Sword (winding blade and hilt of bones) and an overall bad attitude
They Said It: "“Make the first move, Mr. LaGrange. But the subsequent move will be your immediate death.”
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